Back Installments of "Overheard in Our Home"...

These are oldies that I jotted down on scrap paper and came across today...

Q. Does my voice sound different to YOU when my fingers are up in my nose?
A. Yes.


I think ______ is Jewish. His last name is Temple. That's the only thing I'm going off of.



T: You smell like burger.
C: You do?
T: No, you do.
C: That doesn't sound very nice.
T: No, it's good. You smell like the greasy stuff leftover on the plate.
C: Huh.